sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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THE MOST IMPORTANT 15 SECONDS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
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NO
I have no idea why I’m laughing this hard but I am
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Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
i’m crying.
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imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this
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IN SPANISH
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